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Definitions by Andrew Lagemann

cruiser spooning 

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows
"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"
cruiser spooning by Andrew Lagemann December 12, 2008

Schizmstack 

A grouping of avatars in an online role-playing game arranged in a line, rather than the intended point formation. Most likely originates from the Schizm guild of the Thuderlord server in World of Warcraft.
"OMG, noobz - we are not pulling while you're in that schizmstack."
Schizmstack by Andrew Lagemann December 9, 2008

Cruiser Spooning 

The act of parking two police vehicles with the driver's sides facing one another so that the officers can converse through their open windows.
Better slow down. The po-po are cruiser spooning there in the parking lot.
Mathematical equations translated to spoken English.
"Stop with the matharoo already!"
Matharoo by Andrew Lagemann October 22, 2007