4 definitions by Andrew B
Restaurant whose mascot is a pasty-white pedophile with a red afro and whose current advertising campaign is an anagram of "Ailing Vomit". Destroyer of cultures, exploiter of peoples and a key player in the cause of one of the world's greatest killers.
by Andrew B June 3, 2006
The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".
This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.
Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.
This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.
Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.
by Andrew B July 27, 2006
Females under the age of ten. They have a reputation for being both annoying and creepy at the same time. They appear in countless films as kidnap victims, supernatural mediums or ghosty apparitions.
by Andrew B June 4, 2006
1. The armpit of the Milky Way galaxy. A rather mediocre but entertaining "uncivilisation" where actual civilisations around the universe come and plant tiny, nanoscopic video cameras in the crevices of buildings so they can laugh their alien asses off at those primitive, unhappy but wacky humans killing and hurting each other for little slips of green paper. The ratings are through the roof in Alpha Centauri, where the box set "America vs. Iraq: The Complete Collection" is a bestseller.
2. Either that or...Hell.
2. Either that or...Hell.
by Andrew B June 19, 2006