3 definitions by Andrew Hardman

Shit loaf

A Shit loaf is when you have fallen down because you are so drunk you accidently shit yourself. Hours later when you wake up in a pool of you own vomit (well you hope its your own vomit) you find that a shit loaf has developed in your pants.

A Shit loaf is basically just a slab of shit stuck to the back of your leg.

Andy: "Yo Neil you smell hella fine"
Neil: "Yeah I a major shit loaf going on"

by Andrew Hardman August 30, 2006

Hobosexual

A person who\'s sexual preference is towards Hobo\'s or someone that lives in the Tantobie ghetto.

Andy: \"Yo fool\"
Seaward(Hobo): \"Yo\"
Andy: \"Up for it?\"
Seaward(Hobo): \"Damn right\"
Andy: \"Woohoo\"
Seaward: \"Wait a minute I ain\'t Hobosexual im Hamsexual\"

by Andrew Hardman April 10, 2006

Tantobie

A place in the North-East of England situated near Stanley.

AndyHardman: Yo yo yo am going back to the Tantobie ghetto in my pimped out Nova with a couple of billy goats by my side.

by Andrew Hardman April 10, 2006