2 definitions by Andre Blanco

When you’re doing anal with a random chick, pull your dick out fast, look down, and see poopy on you shaft. Disgusted by the sight of her partly digested dinner from the previous night, you proceed to vomit on the floor. Rather than clean it up, you decide to instead cover it with the local newspaper!
Andrew- Hey bro, did you hear that Luke discovered a new sex move? It’s called the Poopy Luke!

Kevin- Yeah, he was banging her, pulled out fast, saw the poopy, puked, then covered it with the newspaper. CLASSIC LUKE!!!
by Andre Blanco March 18, 2022
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Has a short thick penis, much like a tuna can.
Man, did you see Kevin Smith’s cock? It looks like a can of tuna.
by Andre Blanco March 21, 2019
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