2 definitions by Ando Commando
The study of chumps and their participation in public douchbaggery or their penchant for residing near the shores of Jersey. Also can be thought of as a study of their spending habits on hair product, fake tans, and clear sunglasses. You can easily identify them by their popped collar(s).
Person: "Hey, what's up man"
The Fiddler: "Bippity Boppity, (unitelligible mumbling) Fo get bout it!"
Person: "Your not making any sense..."
The Fiddler: "Da two uh yous bes not mess wit da fiddla!"
Person: "Do you want to participate in my case study in chumpenomics?"
The Fiddler: "Bippity Boppity, (unitelligible mumbling) Fo get bout it!"
Person: "Your not making any sense..."
The Fiddler: "Da two uh yous bes not mess wit da fiddla!"
Person: "Do you want to participate in my case study in chumpenomics?"
by Ando Commando October 20, 2008
The study of the distribution of chumps and their tribal borders. Also the study of the location of chumpaporiums.
Non douchebag person: "Hey, did you know that Jersey has the highest concentration of chumps per capita than anywhere else in the world?"
Douchebag Person: "Yous one of them liberals ain't yous? Fo get about it!!"
Non Douchebag Person: "No, actually I learned it in my Chumpography 101 class."
Douchebag Person: "Yous one of them liberals ain't yous? Fo get about it!!"
Non Douchebag Person: "No, actually I learned it in my Chumpography 101 class."
by Ando Commando October 20, 2008