Andizzle4Life's definitions

spank rag

The recipient of frequent masturbation, usually a sock or old tee-shirt.

Something smelled like graham crackers. It was a washcloth he used as a spank rag, which he kept under his bed.

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

Kentucky brain

When two people constantly think alike for no reason, it is said they share a brain in Kentucky.

Great minds think alike... and so do ours!

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

crock block

To keep on hand pamphlets from the varying fringe religions so when they come to the door you can counter them.

There were Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, so I crock blocked them with the Book of Mormon.

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

open butt

A smell so pungent it smells like the land of a thousand farts.

Does anyone else think it smells like open butt in here?

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

Dr. Pepper

A soft drink which tastes like Pepsi with butter in it.

Put some country crock in your next Pepsi and find out for yourself.

by Andizzle4Life September 14, 2005

MTV

To sell out or to join stupid trends.

He used to have street cred until he went all MTV.

I need to go to Hollister and get some MTV gear.

by Andizzle4Life September 14, 2005

jizz bobbler

One who is unable to contain the entire amount of male ejaculate in their mouth at once.

She is such a jizz bobbler that I need to keep paper towels by my bed.

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005