When one jerks off into the cabinets
Mom: "Hey! What the F**k are you doing?!?"
You: "Using the jabinets, go away"
When someone jerks off all over the carpet making a glow in the dark mess
Scenario after a party.
You: "Hey why is this carpet all crusty"
Room mate: "Let me go grab my black light"
Room mate: "Awwww, god dammit looks like someone turned this patch into jarpet. Shitty"
When one jerks off into the sink
Brother: "Hey are you done washing your hands yet I need to poop?"
You: "No give me a few more minutes I'm using the jink so you might want to clean it when I leave"
When you jerk off into the toilet.
Friend: "Hey I need to poop, hurry up"
You: "One more minute I'm using the joilet"
When a person who eats a vegan or vegetarian diet and becomes anemic due to lack of food nutrients and malnutrition.
John: Hey did you see that girl Caitlin? She looks sickly and pale.
Me: Yeah, turns out she's been vegan for a while and it's caught up with her she's veganemic.
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