5 definitions by AndTheDeadWillRise

Joilet

When you jerk off into the toilet.

Friend: "Hey I need to poop, hurry up"
You: "One more minute I'm using the joilet"

by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010

Jink

When one jerks off into the sink

Brother: "Hey are you done washing your hands yet I need to poop?"
You: "No give me a few more minutes I'm using the jink so you might want to clean it when I leave"

by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010

Jabinets

When one jerks off into the cabinets

Mom: "Hey! What the F**k are you doing?!?"
You: "Using the jabinets, go away"

by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010

jarpet

When someone jerks off all over the carpet making a glow in the dark mess

Scenario after a party.
You: "Hey why is this carpet all crusty"
Room mate: "Let me go grab my black light"
You: "Okay"
Room mate: "Awwww, god dammit looks like someone turned this patch into jarpet. Shitty"

by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010

Veganemic

When a person who eats a vegan or vegetarian diet and becomes anemic due to lack of food nutrients and malnutrition.

John: Hey did you see that girl Caitlin? She looks sickly and pale.
Me: Yeah, turns out she's been vegan for a while and it's caught up with her she's veganemic.

by AndTheDeadWillRise January 12, 2011