1 definition by Ancient-Gamer
The Fot is a race of alien in the Best Game Ever, also known as Star Control II. The Fot is one third of the Zoq-Fot-Pik, a group of cohabitational aliens whom invented Frungy (widely touted as the Second Best Game Ever) and just happen to attribute their entire cultural development to flaming, Zoq killing stone wheels.
Captain: "Which one of you creatures is the Fot?"
Alien 1: "He is."
Alien 3: "No, she is!"
Alien 1: "No, I'm not!"
Alien 3: "Yes, you are."
Alien 1: "Cripes! We've been through this a million times!"
Alien 3: "That doesn't change anything. You're the Fot!"
Alien 1: "Faugh! Well, Captain, as you can see, this is a point of some contention."
Alien 3: "Fot!"
Alien 1: "He is."
Alien 3: "No, she is!"
Alien 1: "No, I'm not!"
Alien 3: "Yes, you are."
Alien 1: "Cripes! We've been through this a million times!"
Alien 3: "That doesn't change anything. You're the Fot!"
Alien 1: "Faugh! Well, Captain, as you can see, this is a point of some contention."
Alien 3: "Fot!"
by Ancient-Gamer June 24, 2004