3 definitions by Analex

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Ass mulch is a sticky brown substance excreted from the anus. Once excreted it is placed outside in direct sunlight to cake in the heat. The resulting odor can be smelled from a distance of over ten metres and anyone within that radius when the ass mulch is 'Fully caked' will suffer from death. The texture after cooking willm be crispy and crusty like batter on a fish but shit. It can be consumed, but if you want to feel like someone shoved gravel down you throat while dumping in you mouth, be my guest, however the taste has been know to resemble compost mixed with raw sewage and bassil.

There is an alternate way of making Ass Mulch, it can be put in a berlap sack (known as a shittysack) and left to 'mature' at the bottem of your local compost heap. The characteristics are relatively similar to the 'caked ass mulch', only it has a distinct after taste of someone pouring liquified ass cookies down the throat.
Alex: OM MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT SMELL?!?!?!? IT MADE MY NOSE BLEED ITS THAT BAD!!!!!

Tom:It could be only one thing, MY ASS MULCH!!!!! I wondered where it had got to
by Analex January 23, 2009
L.A.G.G. is a comon computer symptom in whoch the internet connection of a gaming console while in mid-gameplay. But that is not the true meaning of it, no sir, you see the letters stand for words
L - Little
A - African
G - Ghanan
G - guy
The theory behind the name is that L.A.G.G. is an unwanted thing that you cannot stand because it is annoying, interrupting and causes you to die (online). Now The Little African Ghanan Guy part referres to black african orphans who as we all know, are abundant in Ghana, and not to be too harsh, but theyre little annoying poeple who are unwanted and constantly interrupt you with 'please sir, spare change...' and 'i'm twelve with 6 hungry kids to feed...'. And on top of that, they are disease ridden due to NO medical care, which if one is caught will probably kill you in the real world, and you DON'T respawn after you die in the real world
Tom:AWWWW SHIT!, COD W@W is lagging again, i fucking hate L.A.G.G.!

Alex: yeah i know, its so UNWANTED, and so is a slow connection!
by analex January 23, 2009
the act of rolling ones foreskin over anothers, the reciever may have his foreskin rolled back and out of the way or not at all (circumcised). This is also how the spread of smeg scorpions occours. two penis' are required dum shit
daphid: mandrew the shemale, come roll your foreskin over mine
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end
by analex May 12, 2009

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