4 definitions by Anal Opener
The end of a large penis, usually found on the male species. Sucked regularly, and is by far the most difficult thing to insert. Also used as a pleasurable toy for a girls mastubation act.
by Anal Opener November 29, 2016
The thing you do when you realize the tube won't fit in the vaginal opening changing the shape to a nice narrow arrow shape, making it; easy, accessible, and pleasurable
Wife: Why'd you do that to your penis?!?!
Husband: I can explain, God told me to.
Wife: if god told you to jump off a cliff, if he asked you to sacrifice our first-
Husband: Actually I have to talk to you about that's one
Circumscision is real
Husband: I can explain, God told me to.
Wife: if god told you to jump off a cliff, if he asked you to sacrifice our first-
Husband: Actually I have to talk to you about that's one
Circumscision is real
by Anal Opener November 29, 2016
Recongestion is what happens to your body after extreme pains or anxieties; Causing your body to tighten up, or heart rate to increase depending on situation.
In the event, the body tries to carry the load that the heart isn't. The brain tries to make up for the strength the heart isn't using.
A.K.A.- Lust
This is an event which you may think you like/love a person, when really your increasing heart rate makes you think you have feelings for someone or something and mimics the feeling of love.
In the event, the body tries to carry the load that the heart isn't. The brain tries to make up for the strength the heart isn't using.
A.K.A.- Lust
This is an event which you may think you like/love a person, when really your increasing heart rate makes you think you have feelings for someone or something and mimics the feeling of love.
by Anal Opener January 16, 2017
by Anal Opener November 29, 2016