Amystopheles's definitions

cosmonaut

An alcoholic beverage that mixes vodka and tang.

Tang = An astronaut's favorite.
Vodka = Russian alcohol
Cosmonaut = Russian astronaut.

Hence Tang + Vodka = Cosmonaut.

Man, Mike is so white trash. He was drinking cosmonauts in the middle of the afternoon yesterday.

by Amystopheles July 20, 2008