Amy Christ's definitions

swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

balls

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!

that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and threw a chair through a 13th floor hotel room window!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.

by Amy Christ March 7, 2008

balls

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation

it is balls cold outside!

that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and tried picking up my physics teacher at the bar not even realizing it!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.

by Amy Christ March 5, 2008

dirty lady

slang for crystal meth.

i'm so strung out, i've been on that dirty lady and haven't slept for 2 weeks.

by Amy Christ May 1, 2005

karma chameleon

they come and go
they come and gooooooo

::::scamper scamper scamper:::::

by Amy Christ April 30, 2005

low jack

The ankle bracelet used as a tracking device worn by those under house arrest.

"i can't go to the party, man. I'm still on house arrest. They'll know i left the house cause of my low jack."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005