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A secret government organization known only as the P.I.A. Also known as the Poop Inspection Agency.
I was sitting on the porcelin throne when the P.I.A barged in, demanding to check out the Baby Ruths.
by Ampersand& June 3, 2003
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Of or possessing significant hair follicles directly centered above the bust line in a female. This phenomenon is most usually found in those who have lived near power plants, have had botched hair removals, or those who are simply French.
I wanted to buy her a sweater, but discovered that her nature had provided her with a heavage.
by Ampersand& May 31, 2003
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