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To crank is to cry and wank at the same time.
The boy's hero was on tv accepting a prestigious award, he cried as he felt so proud of his hero, he was also aroused and masturbating at the same time. Therefore the boy was having a CRANK or CRANKING
by Ambush Paddington September 22, 2008
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