9 definitions by Alysian9

MetallicA Virgin

A Virgin , MetallicA Fan with a Vajayje made of Pure Titanium

She was a Metallic A Virgin
The First of her Kind
She was a Metallica Virgin
Shit Damn Near Made Me Go Blind
-Haiku

by Alysian9 September 27, 2018

Ulrick

Ulrick
A name attached to someone who used it here without " special.permissions Whoever said Lars Ulrich is " The Thing That Should Not Be" is gonna get fucked up fah sho. Like Varsity Moves fucked up. He is so Extra. See definition of " Lars Ulrich " . Tried to warn ya.....

"The Ulrick is a fucked up sea creature near death"

"Yo that guy in "Necronomicon" defs fah sho used "The Call Of Cthulu" in the cut suntin ' Feirce! Lars Ulrich gunna Fuck him UP! "

"The Satanic Bible says Leviathant is an Ulrick. Leviathant is Live As Fuck, nigga. They Both gonna fuc k yourshit up. Word ."

by Alysian9 September 27, 2018

Josh Silver

An Israeli Lookin Motherfucker .
Likes Jewish Fish In A Jar which Kenny Hickey Fucking Hates . I Don't Even Think Israeli Motherfuckers eat dat shit. Naaaaaasty. Word.

"Josh Silver.is a hara hena Hariel.Shalom (<---That's Jewish for "Word" .)

by Alysian9 September 26, 2018

stelLarsAlami

-A five starSalami

-What happens when you have sex with Lars Ulrich
-When you become Ordained to Ride the Baloney Pony

stelLarsAlami
*Not Exactly Jewish
*Salami is Kosher for German
*nein salom(i)

HaikkuU

by Alysian9 September 27, 2018

Larssuit

What happens when Metallica Finds Out That the "Jehovah's Witnesses"
Used the four horse-men in the cover of one of their Church Mags
Lars is Crazy and Foreign
....LarssuiT....

...Haiku... Larssuit
"Excuse me,Sir?"

(GreatFakeSmile) "Would you like God to Love You Today"?
" no-You've been Subpoena'd by Metallica to appear in court four using their four horse-men on your Church Mags..... "

"......"

" ....youbettershowuporlarsisgunnafuckyourshitUP

Larssuit
"Excuse me,Sir?"

(GreatFakeSmile) "Would you like God to Love You Today"?
" no-You've been Subpoena'd by Metallica to appear in court four using their four horse-men on your Church Mags..... "

"......"

" ....youbettershowuporlarsisgunnafuckyourshitUP! "

by Alysian9 September 27, 2018

OomamiSushi

What Rishis Like To Eat. Made of GefiteFish, these people are also known to write many Haikkus about them. Not to be confused with HaikkuU which you have to be ordained to say, upon being bathed in a Mikvat well filled with many Jars of Gefite Fish Broth.

OomamiSushi

.... Istani Oomami Tsunami
I was Shalom'd in a Mikvat Today
It made me Look Israeli
They Don't Like Me In Pakistan
.Ionly seem PakIstani........I

Istani Oomami Tsunami......

by Alysian9 September 27, 2018

Guintercourse

A Bromance where guys play their guitars at each other

Did you see how Trent had Guintercourse with Robin Finch ? It was Tre-Sensuelle

by Alysian9 September 27, 2018