1 definition by AlpacaFarmer
Adult male who still thinks he’s big man on campus even though he’s pushing middle age and is old enough to be a father of college kids. Wears Vineyard Vines, belongs to a country club, golfs, drinks bourbon on the rocks, drives an expensive car, loves monograms, attends all alumni functions, lives in a McMansion, wears undergrad colors and gear, and generally can’t get over himself and his frat bros. Cares about appearances, pedigree and social status. Few female or minority friends. Republican.
See that guy in the Duke sweatshirt getting out of his Tesla in front of the Vineyard Vines store? Total AFB.
by AlpacaFarmer November 29, 2017