1 definition by Allstatepolesmoker
When your big fat aunt named Allen becomes insanely obsessed with spying on her Nephew and his wife, as they perform the amazing piss tornado twice a day . Sometimes she puffs out her boobs and grunts after belching a load of dog jizz down her chin like its an act of dominance, AWWW Bless her lil heart she's got the IQ of a wolf rat banned from the city.
Daughter: Hey MOM Look at that disgusting fat sperm whale taking a shit in the pool.
Mom: Thats Incest Allen your Aunt, wait till you see her pissed off drunk on a bass boat with no Rottweiler jizz to drink.
Daughter : Gross . Ill never eat hot dogs again.. MOM She scares me..Can we go skate park instead?
Mom: Thats Incest Allen your Aunt, wait till you see her pissed off drunk on a bass boat with no Rottweiler jizz to drink.
Daughter : Gross . Ill never eat hot dogs again.. MOM She scares me..Can we go skate park instead?
by Allstatepolesmoker June 10, 2022