2 definitions by Alliterati

Fakebooker

Someone who posts deliberately misleading status messages to a social networking site such as Facebook or Twitter in an effort to appear smarter, nicer or more appealing than they actually are.

Gosh, did you see Katie's status today commenting on Einstein's Theory of Relativity? She is so smart!" "Nah, she copied that from a book. She's a total Fakebooker.

by Alliterati October 27, 2010

DFW

Dumb f***ing whore

Can you believe she had to ask me how to put the toilet paper on the roll? God, she's a DFW!

by Alliterati February 5, 2010