Allan's definitions

Farmer Jens

a big man who has no respect for other people at all, and who gives kåldolmere all the time.
No one likes him

You are such a Farmer Jens

by Allan December 25, 2004

kåldolmer

you are put in a sleeping bag (often by a Farmer Jens), the bag is closed very tightly so there is no escape, and then you are tickled till you pee in your pants

Arg, i just wet my pants cause Farmer Jens gave me a kåldolmer

by Allan December 25, 2004