1 definition by All the Fine Ass Ladies across the globe
n. A person who is a total genius; the coolest cat around town; a sexy man. The only poster that matters at Game-Revolution.com
-Hey, how did you do on the test?
-I aced it.
-Wow, you're an Optimus Crime.
-Hey Optimus Crime, why are you so cool?
-I don't know, I just am.
-Hey, you Optimus Crime. Do you want to get some lovin' tonight?
-Sure.
-Hey Optimus Crime, will you be my friend please?
-pffft, No time bitch.
-OH MY GOD! YOU TOTALLY PWNED ME!!11
-I aced it.
-Wow, you're an Optimus Crime.
-Hey Optimus Crime, why are you so cool?
-I don't know, I just am.
-Hey, you Optimus Crime. Do you want to get some lovin' tonight?
-Sure.
-Hey Optimus Crime, will you be my friend please?
-pffft, No time bitch.
-OH MY GOD! YOU TOTALLY PWNED ME!!11
by All the Fine Ass Ladies across the globe March 20, 2004