2 definitions by AlizaeTooCool

Flanbae

The most patient but annoying person you'll ever meet. They're always there for you, giving you a hand and a foot when yours have been ruthlessly cut off after joining the ARMY!

They are one of the best people you can meet. You can tell them literally anything, and they will give you the best advice you'll ever get...and some other information yolu might not want to know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Zae: Wazzup Flanbae

Flanbae: No

Zae: How you doin?

Flanbae: Nien

Zae: Good Im Guessing?

Flanbae: Niet

Zae: Fine dont talk to me, I know you hate me anyways

Flanbae: YES! SI! OUI! HELL YEAH!

by AlizaeTooCool July 27, 2017

Alizae

Alizae is an acquired taste of a person. She can be clueless to your feelings and emotions. This makes her rather difficult and confusing because she never really follows what's going on. She can be a petty ass hat. She teases you a lot, and loves to make you laugh...even if its not always the nicest form of humor. Now lets say you get past her faults. Alizae is as creative and funny as a person can be. She has the capability to make your day just by being there. She's crazy and passionate about what she believes in. She holds tight to her opinions, and has a strong sense of justice. She knows what she wants, and if she wants it enough, she will put forth the determination and effort required to get it. But, though she may seem all smiles and joy on the outside, she has very strong feelings of sadness and depression. Alizae loves to make the world think she is fine, carefree and always cheerful, but she has many emotional issues. She can be saved from these by a constant, whether its a lover or just a really close friend. These people will bring light into her otherwise dark heart and soul, and she will show her true colors.She is not a fan of cowardice and dishonesty, though she tends to have these traits herself. She urges you to be upfront and truthful, to her if not everyone else. She is very fierce, and be rather aggressive (sometimes in a good way, sometimes not) She is an extremely loyal friend, and will do anything for her friends, no matter how it may affect her.

Israel: Where's Alizae?

Vince: I don't know, its too quiet without her here

Israel: Dude for real. Theres no laughing without her around...

Vince: Yeah but theres also no stupid fights. Like last week when she hit Will for talkin shit about us? Girl needs to chill

Israel: Hm, I guess you're right, but its the thought that counts.

by AlizaeTooCool February 15, 2017