7 definitions by Alinutza

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DNFD evolved from the commonly used DND (do not disturb), generally found in the IM medium. The presence of F in the acronym indicates the user's thoughtful gesture of adding the initial of a highly elegant word, widely known as "fucking" or, even better, "fuckin'". It's usually used by male individuals. Some plausible explanations for the use of this expression would be:

1. The user has absolutely nothing to do, but if his ex-girlfriend whom "he's no longer interested in" sees he's online, she has to think he's really busy. She'll be desperate trying to find out what he's up to;
2. The user wants to look tough and agressive, image which would enable him to achieve two things:
- the guys will be jealous/scared shitless/humble when faced with his might;
- the chicks will fall flat on their backs in admiration;
3. The user is simply a high level sociopath;
4. Last but not least, the user doesn't seem to grasp the fact that if he didn't really want to be seen online by at least ONE person and was actually busy, he'd stay offline.
1. I'm reading Nietzsche, DNFD!
2. I'm caressing Jessica Alba's twin, DNFD!
3. I'm walking the dog/counting the fleas on my cat/bursting some bubbles, DNFD!

or simply:

4. DNFD!
by Alinutza March 21, 2008
1. Term used to describe a good looking woman, usually by men with a rather small IQ;
2. The title of a 1995 movie in which the main character was a talking pig with the same name.

Connect the two above and you get the amount of respect most guys have for women.
1. - Dude, check out the blond babe!
2 Babe: - This is ridiculous, Mom!
Fly: - Nonsense, it's only your first try. But you're treating them like equals. They're sheep, they're inferior.
Babe: - Oh, no they're not.
Fly: - Of course they are. We are their masters, Babe. Let them doubt it for a second and they'll walk all over you. (source: IMDB)
by Alinutza March 22, 2008
DNFD evolved from the commonly used DND (do not disturb), generally found in the IM medium. The presence of F in the acronym indicates the user's thoughtful gesture of adding the initial of a highly elegant word, widely known as "fucking" or, even better, "fuckin'". It's usually used by male individuals. Some plausible explanations for the use of this expression would be:

1. The user has absolutely nothing to do, but if his ex-girlfriend whom "he's no longer interested in" sees he's online, she has to think he's really busy. She'll be desperate trying to find out what he's up to;
2. The user wants to look tough and agressive, image which would enable him to achieve two things:
- the guys will be jealous/scared shitless/humble when faced with his might;
- the chicks will fall flat on their backs in admiration;
3. The user is simply a high level sociopath;
4. Last but not least, the user doesn't seem to grasp the fact that if he didn't really want to be seen online by at least ONE person and was actually busy, he'd stay offline.
1. I'm reading Nietzsche, DNFD!
2. I'm caressing Jessica Alba's twin, DNFD!
3. I'm walking the dog/counting the fleas on my cat/bursting some bubbles, DNFD!

or simply:

4. DNFD!
by Alinutza March 22, 2008
The high increase in popularity of the infamous LOL (laughing out loud) was not enough for the teenage, trying to be cool, defying mom and dad, often emo generation. They had to come up with something even cooler and that's how LOLZ was born. Some say that Z stands for S, therefore it's the plural version of LOL. But let's analyze that thought process a bit. The plural of LOL would be translated as "laughing out loudS" or "laughingS out loud" which, for the few of us who are at least trying to be grammatically correct makes as much sense as "z" being used as a replacement for "s".
In this case, the Z could be interpreted as the initial of a completely different word. Possibilities:

1. Laughing out loud ZBANG! - this would indicate that the violent laughter has caused the person to fall and hit the ground, thus creating a loud sound;
2. Laughing out loud ZTUPID - seeing as Z is so often used as a replacement for S, it makes sense. It's also a very positive thing, when you consider that admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery;
3. Laughing out loud ZENITH - the person doing the laughing has entered a state of astral trance...
A: - I'm a complete idiot, with absolutely 0 knowledge about anything even remotely intelligent
B: - Lolz
by Alinutza March 29, 2008
The high increase in popularity of the infamous LOL (laughing out loud) was not enough for the teenage, trying to be cool, defying mom and dad, often emo generation. They had to come up with something even cooler and that's how LOLZ was born. Some say that Z stands for S, therefore it's the plural version of LOL. But let's analyze that thought process a bit. The plural of LOL would be translated as "laughing out loudS" or "laughingS out loud" which, for the few of us who are at least trying to be grammatically correct makes as much sense as "z" being used as a replacement for "s".
In this case, the Z could be interpreted as the initial of a completely different word. Possibilities:

1. Laughing out loud ZBANG! - this would indicate that the violent laughter has caused the person to fall and hit the ground, thus creating a loud sound;
2. Laughing out loud ZTUPID - seeing as Z is so often used as a replacement for S, it makes sense. It's also a very positive thing, when you consider that admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery;
3. Laughing out loud ZENITH - the person doing the laughing has entered a state of astral trance...
A: - I'm a complete idiot, with absolutely 0 knowledge about anything even remotely intelligent
B: - Lolz
by Alinutza March 21, 2008
The high increase in popularity of the infamous LOL (laughing out loud) was not enough for the teenage, trying to be cool, defying mom and dad, often emo generation. They had to come up with something even cooler and that's how LOLZ was born. Some say that Z stands for S, therefore it's the plural version of LOL. But let's analyze that thought process a bit. The plural of LOL would be translated as "laughing out loudS" or "laughingS out loud" which, for the few of us who are at least trying to be grammatically correct makes as much sense as "z" being used as a replacement for "s".
In this case, the Z could be interpreted as the initial of a completely different word. Possibilities:

1. Laughing out loud ZBANG! - this would indicate that the violent laughter has caused the person to fall and hit the ground, thus creating a loud sound;
2. Laughing out loud ZTUPID - seeing as Z is so often used as a replacement for S, it makes sense. It's also a very positive thing, when you consider that admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery;
3. Laughing out loud ZENITH - the person doing the laughing has entered a state of astral trance...
A: - I'm a complete idiot, with absolutely 0 knowledge about anything even remotely intelligent
B: - Lolz
by Alinutza March 22, 2008
1. Term used to describe a good looking woman, usually by men with a rather small IQ;
2. The title of a 1995 movie in which the main character was a talking pig with the same name.

Connect the two above and you get the amount of respect most guys have for women.
1. - Dude, check out the blond babe!
2 Babe: - This is ridiculous, Mom!
Fly: - Nonsense, it's only your first try. But you're treating them like equals. They're sheep, they're inferior.
Babe: - Oh, no they're not.
Fly: - Of course they are. We are their masters, Babe. Let them doubt it for a second and they'll walk all over you. (source: IMDB)
by Alinutza March 21, 2008
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