2 definitions by AliasAlice

Stephanie

A kind person with a beautiful soul. Stephanie is fiercely loyal and always thinks of others needs before her own. Stephanie loves animals and the outdoors and isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty. Stephanie is a child at heart but has an old soul and is wise beyond her years. Stephanie is shy at first but can have a wild streak once she is comfortable with you. Stephanie can be hard to approach because she has horrible resting bitch face and sometimes she forgets to smile, but when she does, she lights up a room. Stephanie can seem like an asshole sometimes because her dark and sarcastic sense of humor is often misunderstood but she really just wants to see people laugh. Stephanie is beautiful, intelligent, funny and weird as hell but she is also incredibly rare. If you find a Stephanie, keep her around. There will never be a dull moment with a Stephanie.

Guy: yo who’s that weird chick who showed up to the party with a live raccoon?

Girl: ......
Guy:???
Girl: “STEPHANIE I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST BRING THAT THING INTO MY HOUSE!!! PUT IT BACK OUTSIDE!!”

Guy: who’s that mean looking girl over there?

Other guy: haha that’s Stephanie. She just has resting bitch face. She’s actually pretty cool when you get to know her.

Guy: oh cool. Just wondering why she has a raccoon...

by AliasAlice November 25, 2021

ass lake

A puddle of liquid shit usually found on the floor of a public restroom but can also be found anywhere explosive or non explosive diarrhea is present.

1.Don't go into the bathroom right now we're still trying to clean up the ass lake someone left in there.

2. Bro.. Do you have any paper towels? I've been having explosive diarrhea lately and couldn't make it to the toilet.

Dude what do you mean you couldn't make it to the toilet... I swear there better not be an ass lake in there all over my bathroom floor!!

by AliasAlice February 21, 2016