5 definitions by Algernon St. Querible

Top Definition
Sadly, not my bird

A front bottom that is as smooth as a baby's arse smoking a Hamlet
by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003
An obese Maccam who is overly cocky for his way below par aesthetic appearance and masturbates in excess of ten times per day.
You are as fat as Geordie
by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003
Step by step guide:

Step 1 - do the lady from behind

Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back

Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)

Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face
by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003
A verb: to project one's money shot into the public domain
by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003
If you searched for this word you are not it.
An insult to those who are particularly thick.
I doont nuw howe too speell thus ward
by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

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