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1 definition by AlfyAllen

1) Someone who insists on changing there Facebook Status every 5 minutes to alert the world to whatever mundane task they happen to be doing at the time.

2) someone who insists on posting on everyones wall just so they get replies on there own wall to make them look more popular.
"geeze.. why has she got so many comments on her wall"

"shes a Facebook Whore, she just wants to be popular"

"pfft.. thats pathetic"
by AlfyAllen August 05, 2009