1 definition by Alexander, irish bastard

The state of being so thoroughly drunk and stoned that you are completely and utterly fucked up. 100% blasted, plastered and loaded with a good, big, powerful toke of stoke. Or grass or weed or whatever...
I'm fucking varnished to the max, fucker!!!
by Alexander, irish bastard August 16, 2015
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