2 definitions by Alex_Randall
a self - indulgent, yet funny and somewhat sexy entity, that usually has a strong itch for dirty bricks and a sausage.
"You know, honey, I used to be a hell of a lerkins back in the day, before I met you. I always needed a lil' somethin' somethin', u know".
by Alex_Randall May 30, 2017
"Hate those faggots, selfsturbating in the gym all the time. That's not what those mirrors are for!
"I remember this one time I caught my ex selfsturbating to her own nudes! Fuck!"
"I remember this one time I caught my ex selfsturbating to her own nudes! Fuck!"
by Alex_Randall February 14, 2022