2 definitions by AlexLewis

Shit House Flim Flam

The act of hiding out in the bathroom to avoid an unfavorable task.

Leo: "where you been?"
Todd: "I saw you fuckers practicing PLF's so I pulled a shit house flim flam."

by AlexLewis November 17, 2016

halpha

(Half-Alpha) A person that considers themselves an alpha male but only acts alpha around weak betas. When other real alphas are around they are intimidated and become insecure betas.

Matt is such a halpha, he’s always telling people stories about how great he is but anytime I’m around he’s quiet and will find a reason to leave.

by AlexLewis October 11, 2018