175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

directories

Noun. Army slang for the paths of descent upon an enemy.

"Roger Wilco, Samson. Our directory is oh-5-7-6-3-1-3-3-7. Would-you-like-to go grab a coffee after the show?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

alright!

Exclam. Hello. A greeting. No answer is expected to what is inherently a question. Northern dialect has created the phonetic corruption awreet.

"Alright there Bob!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005

arse-on

Noun.
1. A bad mood.
2. A difficult task.

1. "Keep out of Andy's way, he's got the arse-on."
2. "Jeez, proggraming the video is a real arse-on!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

service

Prostitute intercourse.

"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."

by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle May 28, 2005

problems

To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Reginald

The posh englishman's way of referring to the male private parts.

"Oh, old reginald's having a bit of trouble, is he?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 6, 2005