1 definition by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt

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1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
there's gonna be a metric butt-ton of liquid awesome
by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 24, 2010

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