8 definitions by Albert Dankinstien

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A method of smoking hash, opium, or kief by heating butter knifes with a lighter and breathing in the smoke expelled off of the knife. When the drug is to fine or caramelized to smoke using traditional methods hot knifing is an accepted alternative although you typically wont have as effective inhalation as you only inhale the fumes rising off of the knife as opposed to an airtight seal when smoking a pipe or joint.
I dont have a piece, but we can hot knife it.

The kief is too fine for a pipe, lets hot knife it.

The hash is too gooey for my pipe, lets hot knife it.

My mom noticed the res on our butter knife from when we hot knifed that hash.
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009
When smoking weed the person that says seconds before anyone else reserves the second hit of the pipe or joint. The first hit is always reserved to the person who supplied the weed but the second hit is a race between the other people smoking for whoever says seconds before anyone else. The exception to this is if you had supplied weed for the group earlier in which case you are automatically given the second hit.
who has seconds on this bowl?... SECONDS!!!

I call seconds on that next joint.

I smoked you up earlier, you better give me seconds on this next bowl.
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009
New SUV police trucks (Chevy tahoe, ford expedition, ford explorer), typically black with tinted windows, a front ram bar, and concealed siren lights. Stealth bombers are equipped with a small arsenal of firearms a typical police cruiser wouldnt have including shotguns, and/or modified SWAT M-16 assualt rifles. Often the "bossest" police vehicles for the station used by the most street savy cops that know where stoners go to smoke/sell weed because drug arrests are this vehicles primary objective. Stealth bombers are most often found in rural and suburban communities where the police have low crime rates and a large surplus of tax money to spend on unnecessary police enforcement (Greendale). Also known as "Stealth Bimpst" to Frinst speakers. You can run, but you can't hide from the stealth bimpst.
Damn, that stealth bimpst is boss.

Did you just see that stealth bomber pull that dumb bimpst over?

Fuck! That stealth bimpst is a sneaky bimpst.
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009
Frinst is the abnormal slang used by elite smokers worldwide. Originated in Greendale, Wisconsin, Frinst is used by only the finest dank smokers.
Yeah der bob, can i get a frosty frimpst?

Jimpatize me captain.

Did you just see that Frimpst over there?!?

Fuck! Hide that shit, there is a Stealth Bimpst right on our Frinst.

How are we doing on that jimst there bob?

I just put that jimp on the skimst, and it weighed 6.0g
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009
The Santa Frinst is the ultimate car for smokeing in. This is the slang term for the Hundai Santa Fe SUV. It comes standard with a radar detector, tinted windows, and a front ram bar.
Did you smoke in the santa frinst lately? No, thats how it always smells.

The santa frinst has enough shake in the cup holders to roll a joint.
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009
When a pipe or joint has been completely smoked. Only ash remains and no fresh green is left to smoke.
That shit is beat, pack a fresh bowl.

Its pretty beat, but you can try to take a rip if you want to.
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009
A slang term for a specific type of joint. It is a joint rolled with equal parts of weed and cigarette tobacoo. This type of joint is rolled very tightly by using the method of shaking the open end of the joint after rolling to compress the contents together. At the mouth end of a joint a rolled up cardboard filter from a cigarette container is used. Variations to the jimp include the "L" which is to perpendicular Joint papers connected into one. As well as an "I" joint which is two joint papers connected in parallel to make a double length joint. Often used by Frinst speakers
Anyone up for an L Jimp?

Who can throw in for this jimp im rolling?
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009

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