Definitions by Alaskan Sam

wonk 

Failure to attend a function or gathering at which one's presence is expected.

PAR is the king wonk.

wonk by Alaskan Sam September 5, 2008

zemmish 

To be persistently and irrevocably woeful, in the manner of Zem. To be without joy or happiness in spite of all outside influences.

I woke up this morning feeling very Zemmish. Woe is me.

zemmish by Alaskan Sam September 5, 2008