Definitions by Alan Epton

bottom smurf 

A short person who is well known for abusing anus.

Look at Robert, he is a bottom smurf!

bottom smurf by Alan Epton March 31, 2007

SLAPA 

Acronym for "Sex Lacking Awesome People Association"
An organization for people that don't get enough sex.

I joined SLAPA 'cos I wasn't getting enough poontang!

SLAPA by Alan Epton March 24, 2007

sixer 

Falling or tripping.

He went for a right sixer!

sixer by Alan Epton March 24, 2007

chemistrying 

Carrying out chemistry work, such as coursework for a qualification.

We are chemistrying all day today!

chemistrying by Alan Epton March 24, 2007