Noun - very similar in form to common hershey squirts (coca squirtis minora) differentiated primarily by artillery explosion like flatulence. can often result in a dislocation and or actual discharge of the small intestine.
After the bean eating contest, Pete downed several pitchers of beer at Polska Sausage World. The resulting case of exploding hershey squirts shattered the toilet, dislodged the sewer main, and unclogged his sinuses.
1. Noun: Sword (in the epic series by Fred Saberhagen) which made its bearer lucky. Not lucky like with the ladies, but mad lucky like someone attacking him would trip on a piece of paper and be impaled through the eye by a randomly bouncing pencil lucky.
Dave slept, but Coinspinner protected him by generating (weeks in advance) an odd strain of ecoli which laid dormant in his attackers stomachs until they tried to attack... they were then seized with the exploding hershey squirts and terminal technicolor yawns.