2 definitions by Al Nolan

shlate

When you have to take a shit you just can't hold and it makes you late for an appointment, a party, to meet friends or whatever.

"Hey Scottie, Sorry I'm so shlate, I just couldn't hold it. "No trouble. What's 15 minutes buddy?...So, you can shit yourself in your new Mini Crapper or race over here like a man possessed on dumps sweats. Hell no!!! Better shlate than never."

by Al Nolan December 24, 2008

chingina

That goat-tee landing strip on a guys chin.

"I think that dude's chin looks like a vagina's landing strip or a chingina."

by Al Nolan December 11, 2008