3 definitions by Akoof
A stress inducer which comes with side effects that may include: Depression, overworking yourself to the point where you almost feel dead and suicidal thoughts which may end up actually making you dead.
Person 1a: School sucks major balls
Person 1b: Hey you know what sucks more than school?
Person 1a: What?
Person 1b: The fact that my name isn't even person 2. ITS FUCKING PERSON 1B! IM JUST A GODAMN SECOND VERSION OF YOU!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT LITERALLY BEING A CLONE OF SOMEONE FEELS LIKE?!?! HUH?!?! DO YOU?!?!?
Person 1b: Hey you know what sucks more than school?
Person 1a: What?
Person 1b: The fact that my name isn't even person 2. ITS FUCKING PERSON 1B! IM JUST A GODAMN SECOND VERSION OF YOU!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT LITERALLY BEING A CLONE OF SOMEONE FEELS LIKE?!?! HUH?!?! DO YOU?!?!?
by Akoof December 17, 2018
Thr feeling you get when pasty whitebois are Fortnite dancing for no reason at a wedding. This is not a joke.
Bryson: look at that fat ugly whore Fortnite dancing even though this is a formal wedding.
Bryson 3: Why the f*ck are you so descriptive. Cringey duck f*cker
Bryson 8: Why the F*ck is this example sentence so long? Cringe.
Bryson 3: Why the f*ck are you so descriptive. Cringey duck f*cker
Bryson 8: Why the F*ck is this example sentence so long? Cringe.
by Akoof August 14, 2018
So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.
Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!
by Akoof May 17, 2019