1 definition by Akk on a Jatak
An incredibly bad player in a video game. The kind of player that forces you to wonder how much the opposing team paid them to be THAT bad. A gazpacho is a true burden to their teammates. A liability. Due to the nature of how bad a gazpacho is anyone with the misfortune of witnessing a gazpacho play will be rendered temporarily paralysed and dumbstruck.
counter-strike
"Someone flash long."
"CAN I DO IT?"
"Ok, don't fuck up. Please, please don't fuck up."
*It is imperative that the gazpacho misses the flashbang to secure his title. He "accidentally" blinds his entire team, which is proceeded by spraying his P90 because "I thought I saw a CT before I got blinded!", killing several of his teammates and injuring others.*
"Someone flash long."
"CAN I DO IT?"
"Ok, don't fuck up. Please, please don't fuck up."
*It is imperative that the gazpacho misses the flashbang to secure his title. He "accidentally" blinds his entire team, which is proceeded by spraying his P90 because "I thought I saw a CT before I got blinded!", killing several of his teammates and injuring others.*
by Akk on a Jatak February 3, 2013