1 definition by Akhunzada Rehman Baba Ahmadzai

Originally, a Pashto name but now used widely in Pakistani English for someone who obsequiously supports the oppressive Political Puppet Parties and Movements such as ANP (Awami National Party), the PTM (Pashtun Tahafuz Movement; a false depiction of its actual purpose), and the Deplorable and Unworthy Manzoor Pashteen who is sponsored and ochastrated by foreign espionage agencies like the Indian RAW, the Israeli Mossad, the U.S CIA, Puppet Regime in Kabul, and the Afghan NDS.

COMMON TRAITS:
1.) A Gul Khan Person who will criticize anything and everything under the sun but will shut the fu*k up when it comes to the crimes of the Political parties, individual politicians, their armed goons and militias, other sponsored mafias, gangs, corrupt supreme Court judges and corrupt police officers in Pakistan.

2.) Gul Khan thinks that everything and anything that happens in Pakistan is done by the Pakistan's intelligence agencies or the Defence Establishment of Pakistan.

ALTERNATIVE Definition(s):

Pertaining to insecure, emasculated men, lacking clarity of vision, & correct direction, ineffective in life achievements and thus blaming their woes & plight on outside factors be the Intelligence Agencies, Defence Communities, their own mother or the neighbour's stray cats. 🐈 Consequently seeks Narrow-Sighted solutions in becoming a dim-witted separatist and causing divisions and discourse amongst brothers, wishing for an evil pipe dream called "Pashtunistan"
Person 1: "Man I met this Gul Khan, unwilling to accept his own failures in life and blaming it as a conspiracy of against Pashtuns by lawful authorities."

Person 2: "I'd rather climb the K2 than try to make a Gul Khan see reason. Such confirmed idiots!"
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