Akbar Lightning's definitions

retardulous

hybrid description of some thing or event that derives its ridiculousness from the fact that its retarded...

Did you see those things on the bumper, they're called 'truck nuts', isn't that retardulous?

by Akbar Lightning September 15, 2010

Dental Vision

The act of trying to improve one's vision by the baring of one's teeth, as an accident of squinting.

Fred could not find the restaurant so he used his dental vision to scan the strip mall.

by Akbar Lightning October 29, 2009

kanspiracy

A conspiracy to gain publicity for celebrities. Derived from Kanye West's now obviously faked rudeness with Taylor Swift.

When Garth Brooks called Willie Nelson a communist it was obviously a kanspiracy meant to gain attention for his new album.

by akbar lightning September 19, 2009