3 definitions by AkRaptorJesus
An initiation of new bros into the prestigious position of brodom. Any person wishing to become a "bro" must be put through several of these trials which may be any thing from running through the bar scene nude or as small as doing something that is epicly gnarly. It is at the discretion of the local bros.
Girl 1: Come on guys I am totally a bro!
Bro 1: Nope, you still have to complete your last bro trial.
Girl 1: Fine what do I need to do this time.
Bro 2: Ok, you're going to have to shotgun that fifth of Sky. GO!
Bro 1: Nope, you still have to complete your last bro trial.
Girl 1: Fine what do I need to do this time.
Bro 2: Ok, you're going to have to shotgun that fifth of Sky. GO!
by AkRaptorJesus November 28, 2011
The act of waking up late in the day (generally on a day off or weekend) tired, getting out of bed for up to six hours before proceeding to climb back into bed and fall promptly back to sleep. Can be closely tied to procrasturbating or just regular procrastination in general.
Guy 1: Hey man whats up?
Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.
Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?
Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap
Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.
Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?
Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap
by AkRaptorJesus November 23, 2011
Any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the title of "bro". I.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. These people might be:
1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27
1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27
Bro 1: Bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.
Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!
Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.
Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!
Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!
Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!
Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.
Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!
Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!
by AkRaptorJesus November 28, 2011