1 definition by Airplanemancandy

A true player, has many wives/girlfriends. Will be seen killing zombies and or while screwing women. Colton Crum is extremely good in bed. Go fuck yourself if you dont know a Colton Crum, its not worth living if you cant laugh. He is a delicous piece of mancandy and resembles a airplaneman.
100+ girls: dammmmnnnnnn

Colton Crum: Seen not heard women!
by Airplanemancandy October 17, 2009
Get the Colton Crum mug.