4 definitions by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady
by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 27, 2008
a motion usually related to sex where a man (or woman)push their whole body, from the neck down, back and forward repeatidly.
Jimmy: Tina, you are so hott.
Tina: mega thrust into me, Jimmy!
Jimmy: *mega thrusts*
Tina: i think you nearly broke my pelvic bone.
Tina: mega thrust into me, Jimmy!
Jimmy: *mega thrusts*
Tina: i think you nearly broke my pelvic bone.
by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 30, 2008
a rare but real being. half human. half sea creature. a freak of nature. when a lonely mountain man had sex with a salmon, the salmons little fish babies had the top half of a person, but the bottom half of a fish. bam! the mermaid was born.
Jimmy: im so lonely. there isnt much to do in the mountains.
Salmon: glubglubglubglub..
Jimmy: well.. youre pretty arent you.. yes. pretty pretty salmon.. shal we fornicate in this torrent of water and make a bastard child and call it a mermaid? half man, half fish? yes? good. brace youre self..
Salmon: glubglubglubglub..
Jimmy: well.. youre pretty arent you.. yes. pretty pretty salmon.. shal we fornicate in this torrent of water and make a bastard child and call it a mermaid? half man, half fish? yes? good. brace youre self..
by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 28, 2008
a motion usually related to sex where a man (or woman) push a part of there body forward and back repeatidly, usually the pelvis.
Timmy: i had Tina on my bed last night, and i couldnt help but thrust my pelvis into her.
Jimmy: just a regular thrust?
Timmy: is there any other?
Jimmy: well.. i mega thrusted her last weekend. i nearly broke her pelvic bone.
Jimmy: just a regular thrust?
Timmy: is there any other?
Jimmy: well.. i mega thrusted her last weekend. i nearly broke her pelvic bone.
by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 30, 2008