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1 definition by Aghast

 
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The terminally deluded woman to whom you were once married that blames your "issues" for all of the woes of her life (even from before the time that you met her) while denying the existance of any issues of her own and while thinking that you might remotely care how lonely she is because she has no friends (because they all got tired of listening to her "non-existant" issues and abandoned her).
I often wonder what my ex-wife was thinking about when the court magistrate legally declared our relationship "irreconsilible" and our marriage "dissolute" because whe certainly wasn't listening to the judgement.
by Aghast February 14, 2008