2 definitions by Agent Sparkles

Top Definition
The Captain of Mystery Missions. He is arguably one of the most awesome people ever because he lets his agents call and text him whenever they feel like it. Also, he sings for us while he does Livechats. We love him dearly, even though his abs break the internet.
Agent 1: I love Mr. Captain. He's so amazing. He let me call him and gave me a compliment
Agent 2: MR. CAPTAIN IS SEXY AS HELL
Agent 3: I like his abs... but they break the interwebz
by Agent Sparkles February 11, 2010
Mr. Captain from Mystery Missions abs. It has been proven that if shown, they break the internet.
Agent 1- Dude did you see Mr. Captain's abs?
Agent 2- Yeah. They broke the damn interwebz.
by Agent Sparkles February 11, 2010

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