The Captain of Mystery Missions. He is arguably one of the most awesome people ever because he lets his agents call and text him whenever they feel like it. Also, he sings for us while he does Livechats. We love him dearly, even though his abs break the internet.
Agent 1: I love Mr. Captain. He's so amazing. He let me call him and gave me a compliment
Agent 2: MR. CAPTAIN IS SEXY AS HELL
Agent 3: I like his abs... but they break the interwebz