Definitions by Agent Jane

honk 

Euphimism for passing gas, i.e. farting.

Good God man, who honked? It's really stinking up the joint.

honk by Agent Jane December 28, 2003

Fuckster 

What we call the people who call themselves hipsters behind their back.

"If I see one more Urban Fuckster I'm going to puke," said William, after the woman in Manalo Blahnik shoes obliviously stepped on his weinerdog's paw.

Fuckster by Agent Jane December 27, 2003