2 definitions by Agent Jane

honk

Euphimism for passing gas, i.e. farting.

Good God man, who honked? It's really stinking up the joint.

by Agent Jane December 28, 2004

Fuckster

What we call the people who call themselves hipsters behind their back.

"If I see one more Urban Fuckster I'm going to puke," said William, after the woman in Manalo Blahnik shoes obliviously stepped on his weinerdog's paw.

by Agent Jane December 27, 2003