2 definitions by Afterglow1337

VanPelt

You know those people that beat the hell out of you and say thats how thats they express their love? Thats what a Vanpelt is.

"I love my girlfriend, but she's a total VanPelt!"

by Afterglow1337 January 4, 2017

N. A person, generally a small blond girl who waves her hands and prominently explains shes pissed off.

Adj. A flat chested female.

N. "Man that bitch is a total Aphton!"

Adj. "You think that girl is hot?"
"Shes cute but really Aphton like"

by Afterglow1337 January 3, 2017