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2 definitions by AfterIWoof

The act of smashing glasses in a bar, particularly to the tune of Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feeling".
Emily: "Fill up my cup?"
JayDog: "MOZZALTOFF" <smashes glass>
by AfterIWoof October 17, 2010
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Someone who corrects everything you say. Especially annoying when facts are purposely omitted for humorous effect.
Conor: "Do you think the Irish will win the Eurovision tonight?"
Patrick: "The year the Irish don't win the Eurovision is the year I give up drinking!!!"
Steve: "Actually, Ireland hasn't won it since 1996".
Patrick: "Annoyingpedia strikes again!"
by AfterIWoof August 15, 2011
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