2 definitions by Adwala76

A dick that does not get shy or shows any change of its usual behavior. Specifically when family members are involved in its arousal.
Hey dad. Are you happy with my poker dick performance last night? If you were any more fucked up you wouldn’t have known it was me.”
by Adwala76 March 18, 2022
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Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
by Adwala76 March 20, 2022
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