2 definitions by Advkennedy
Music like rock, but centers on praising jesus or god or whoever the hell compels people to write songsof this nature. Starting out like a Bon Jovi ballad, songs from this genre usually tricks listeners into thinking it is regular rock, but halfway through the song the band breaks into prayer. Most listeners feel betrayed by this sudden change in lyrics and change to a different song of a different genre. The rest saw it coming and enjoy listening to it for some reason. If this depicts you, you are either an old person, or are to sheltered to know what good music sounds like.
what a christian rock song may sound like...
"I woke up in the morning
and I got myself some oatmeal
and I put some raisins on it
and
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD"
Mike Birbiglia, The Oatmeal Song
"I woke up in the morning
and I got myself some oatmeal
and I put some raisins on it
and
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD"
Mike Birbiglia, The Oatmeal Song
by Advkennedy July 11, 2008
A sex organ usualy developed by those who were born without anything to begin with. A comibination between a clitoris and a testiclal, it is far to sensitive for most people to live with.It has no reproductive qualities, for there is no oraphus to excrete the yet to be identified substance it holds. Hermaphrodites or Transphestites may also experience this abnormal growth due to a sudden change of major hormones involved in the opperation or incubation. Grown usualy on the taint, it can make walking difficult.
In other words, its frickin nasty.
In other words, its frickin nasty.
Dude Suzie cam over last night, and i had to leave my house because when she droped her pants, she had a fuckn vukelja!
by Advkennedy June 22, 2008